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simplypurkey:

jazzumon:

destielkills:

auntiesnixshipper:

awkwardteenagenerves:

discard-and-discover:

evolve-within:

disregardwomen:

When my mom’s out in public, she sends me pictures of lesbians she sees.

Jesus I envy that relationship. 

this is like the time when my mum took me bra shopping and the girl measuring me up was a lesbian and my mum said to me “i’ll go take a walk around the shop so you can talk to this nice young girl” and gave me a look as if to say “chat her up”. 

My mum tries to push me towards cute possibly gay girls and then disappears. She did it in Primark once and I found her hiding behind a pile of knickers, watching me.

i love all of your moms

When I was 17 I was convinced I was in love with the check out girl at the grocery store 5 minutes away from our house, so my dad went to get milk and somehow found an appropriate point in the conversation while buying a half gallon of milk to give her my number. Three days later she called me and asked if I wanted to come over “to watch a movie” and long story short my dad got me laid thanks dad.


That last story is worth reblogging

simplypurkey:

jazzumon:

destielkills:

auntiesnixshipper:

awkwardteenagenerves:

discard-and-discover:

evolve-within:

disregardwomen:

When my mom’s out in public, she sends me pictures of lesbians she sees.

Jesus I envy that relationship. 

this is like the time when my mum took me bra shopping and the girl measuring me up was a lesbian and my mum said to me “i’ll go take a walk around the shop so you can talk to this nice young girl” and gave me a look as if to say “chat her up”. 

My mum tries to push me towards cute possibly gay girls and then disappears. She did it in Primark once and I found her hiding behind a pile of knickers, watching me.

i love all of your moms

When I was 17 I was convinced I was in love with the check out girl at the grocery store 5 minutes away from our house, so my dad went to get milk and somehow found an appropriate point in the conversation while buying a half gallon of milk to give her my number. Three days later she called me and asked if I wanted to come over “to watch a movie” and long story short my dad got me laid thanks dad.

That last story is worth reblogging

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piecesinprogress:

I wanted a place to collect all my smoothie recipes and this was it!

The first 4 use Greek yogurt and frozen berries to make protein packed recovery shakes.

The second group of 4 use fresh fruits and frozen banana for a rich, creamy texture.

The last group of 4 are green smoothies! They all use yogurt for added protein and spinach for extra nutrients!

Out of all of these, the Raspberry Peach Recovery Smoothie, Cinnamon peach, and Not so Chunky Monkey were definitely my favorites. I have a small, cheap portable blender and love throwing together a quick smoothie to take to class with me! :)

There’s more healthy snack recipes here. :)

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bugatuabuela:

“Mamacita, tú con esas curvas y yo sin frenos”, “Tons qué mi reina, ¿vamos a matar el oso a puñaladas?”, “Sabrosa, tanta carne y yo chimuelo” etc… Estas son algunas frases (cabe señalar que no tan vulgares) de muchísimas que existen conocidas como piropos, cuyo supuesto objetivo es “halagar”, pero que sólo lastiman la dignidad de muchas mujeres.

¿Por qué un hombre que no conoce a una mujer se siente en el derecho de decirle algo referente a su aspecto físico?. Esto propiamente podría ser un resultado de la cultura machista que entiende que los cuerpos de las mujeres son de dominio público, por eso nos pueden decir lo que quieran y en el momento que deseen.

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